- Don’t tell my mother I’m in advertising, she thinks I play piano at a whorehouse!
- Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark....you know what you’re doing, but she doesn't!
- Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
- Working in advertising is like working in a whorehouse......the better you are, the more you get screwed!
- Advertising - a judicious mixture of flattery and threats.
- Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
- Life is pain, princess . . . anyone who says differently is selling something.
- Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside of an advertising agency.
- To advertisers: Do not compete with your agency in the creative area. Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
- So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free.
- Advertising is an environmental striptease for a world of abundance
