Sep 29, 2009

Advertising Quotes

  • Don’t tell my mother I’m in advertising, she thinks I play piano at a whorehouse!

  • Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the know what you’re doing, but she doesn't!

  • Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

  • Working in advertising is like working in a whorehouse......the better you are, the more you get screwed!

  • Advertising - a judicious mixture of flattery and threats.

  • Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

  • Life is pain, princess . . . anyone who says differently is selling something.

  • Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside of an advertising agency.

  • To advertisers: Do not compete with your agency in the creative area. Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

  • So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free.

  • Advertising is an environmental striptease for a world of abundance